A
Piece of My Brain!
This
auction is for a piece of my
brain(not literally)...if it
was legal I would physically
have it removed and shipped
to the winner..lol And sorry
about the last auction I
typed a few things wrong and
ebay shut it down...here it
is REVISED!
To make it
some what short….I got
married to a piece of
worthless piece of _____ and
decided that I didn’t want
to remember a single thing
after the divorce. Was told
by my psychiatrist that I
could go to a hypnotist in
either Atlanta,
Cartersville, or Rincon and
have them erase from my
memory the last 5 months. I
spoke to 1 hypnotist in
Atlanta and she stated that
the only flaw in this plan
was that certain things(like
a shot glass from Florida)
sitting in my house would
spark a memory and I would
gain it all back. So I
literally have to sell
everything in my house that
would trigger the memories
to come back. I am even
having to use my friends
ebay to post this so i
won’t see it 10 months
from now and gain all the
nightmares back. So in this
auction you will truly get 4
months of memories that are
forever forgotten from my
brain. Once the auction is
over and the winner has
stated that everything has
been received i will go that
weekend to get “erased”.
What
you will be getting so far
broken down:
- All
the clothes that I have
from the wedding
- The
2ct Wedding
Ring(Appraised at
$10,000)
- The
Appraisal Papers
- Pictures
of us from the last 6
months
- Pictures
from the Honeymoon
- Pictures
of the Wedding
- Pictures
of my being hypnotized(I
am still trying to
convince the dr to let
us film it..but so far
it is a no)
- And
of course...a mental
piece of my brain.
Hell
if he keeps being a
________ I will be
throwing in a copy of the
divorce papers too! lol
Please
Please Please feel free to
email me with any
questions you have or just
make me an offer..lol
Good
Luck and Happy Bidding!!!!


On
Nov-05-07 at 14:10:00 PST,
seller added the following
information:
Fun
auction! SB55 is Observing
it in the Observatory at
petpretties.* Best of luck
to you and (((HUGS)))
Thanx a Million!
On
Nov-05-07 at 14:14:08 PST,
seller added the following
information:
Shame
on Me, Shame on You! You're
featured at NOSHAMEAUCTIONS!
THANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On
Nov-05-07 at 16:48:13 PST,
seller added the following
information:
Your
auction has been featured at
MOSTULTIMATEAUCTIONS. Good
luck!
THANX
On
Nov-06-07 at 20:50:26 PST,
seller added the following
information:
You
made the Front Page of
MysteryBid!
THANX!!!!!!
On
Nov-07-07 at 18:37:12 PST,
seller added the following
information:
What
a Great Auction..You made it
on
TheMysteryWorld......Please
stop by to check it
out..Great Auction Elephant!
THANX!!!!
On
Nov-09-07 at 08:14:55 PST,
seller added the following
information:
GOOFYAUCTIONS
has featured you auction on
our eBay spoofs website! We
wish you the best of luck
and hope the extra people
coming in translates into
more bids! -Dave the Goofy
Professor! PS: I want to
pick your brain!!
- visit-goofyauctions
THANX!
On
Nov-11-07 at 13:26:44 PST,
seller added the following
information:
Thanx
To All 580 watchers!!!
Because of you I am the
Number 2 most watched
item!!!!
Lets Try To Beat That Dang
Jar of Miracle Whip! lol
On
Nov-12-07 at 13:05:06 PST,
seller added the following
information:
Because
of you guys I am
NUMBER 1 and just for
that....the winner will get
a personal letter from me
and a phone call to tell
them how cool they are!
Now I just need more
bids...hahahahah j/k
You
all rock! Up to
690 watchers now!